🦊🚗💨 THE SHITBOX RALLY: FURRY ROAD EDITION 💨🚗🦝
It’s Mad Max meets Midwest FurFest… in a car that shouldn’t legally be on the road.
🐾 Do you have a “$500 car” (this is totally optional bring whatever you’d like), a dream, and a fursuit that smells like despair?
Are you ready to roll across the heartland in a vehicle so busted it makes raccoons cry?
Well guess what, you majestic disaster — this is your moment.
🚧 WHAT: A rally of questionable cars driven by even more questionable furries
📍 FROM: Clearwater, MN
📍 TO: The dusty drama of the Badlands, SD
📅 WHEN: August 15-17, 2025
💥 Expect:
🧼 Sketchy sedans full of floof
🦴 Fursuits flapping out of broken windows
🧰 Repairs held together by hope, zip ties, and vibes
📸 Impromptu roadside photoshoots with cows
🔥 Campfires, bad decisions, and furry karaoke at the finish line
THE RULES (barely):
Show up in suit, partial, or just a tail and bad ideas
Don’t die. That’s kind of important
Be gay, do hoodrat things with your furry friends
🛠 Bring tools.
🧃 Bring hydration.
🧸 Bring the chaotic energy of a raccoon on Red Bull.
🔞 This event is 18+
Contact us for an invite to the Telegram group or for questions!
The Shitbox Rally: Furry Road Edition.
No AC. No brakes. No shame.
$500 SHITBOX NOT REQUIRED. BRING WHATEVER VEHICLE YOU WOULD LIKE